About Flamenco




Name: Flamenco

Age: Not 40 just yet

Gender: Male

Status: Married

Zodiac Sign: I am quite anti-astrology, thank you.

Occupation: Genius

Fav Wines: Wines?  This is a wine review site?  I thought this was a website for sophisticated Libertarian Swingers!

Fav Music: The only two types of music that matter - Classical music from the Romantic era (that is Ludwig van Beethoven to Antonin Dvorak, and arguably one or two composers worth a listen past Dvorak), and Heavy Metal (although no rapcore, NuMetal, or Grunge Metal. I'm talking true Metal here)

Fav Bands/Musicians: Judas Priest, Nightwish, H.I.M., Pink Floyd, Iron Maiden (pre-Somewhere in Time only), Blackmore's Rainbow, Opeth, Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, Blackmore's Night, Randy Rhoads, Ritchie Blackmore, Manowar, and of course, Peter Ilich Tchaikovsky, the greatest composer who ever walked the face of this Earth, and Johannes Brahms.

Fav Authors: Jim Goad, Edward Abbey, Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Hunter S Thompson, and my guilty pleasure - JK Rowling

Fav Films: I'm a sucker for a good fantasy film, rather than a quality artistic masterpiece.  I also prefer good dialog and character development to art.  So my favorite films may not be up to snuff with a film snob, but here they are anyways - Ladyhawke, Legend, Harry Potter 3, The City of Lost Children, Delicatessen, Pulp Fiction, Pan's Labyrinth, and Once Were Warriors.

Hair color: Black

Eye color: Brown

Likes: Redheads.  I'll settle for a brunette or blonde though.  If hair is dyed, it must be either blue, black, red, purple, or pink.  No green.  Green haired people are too weird.  And absolutely NO fake blondes.  Fake blondes dye their hair blonde to make up for lack of character and substance.  I'll pass.

More Likes: (besides red-heads): Musicians who love what they do and are good at it.  I don't care if it's blue grass.  I'll enjoy it if they can amuse me.  The great outdoors.  Used to be heavily into hunting and fishing, but nowadays more likely to use my tripod than one of my rifles.  Food - Sushi, a good American steak, Thai, Vietnamese, and ItalianFrench desserts.  LumpiaRumFootball (American, of course).  Thai boxing.  Thai women.  Massages.  Sunrises.  Sunsets.  Gothic artGoth girls.  Bowling.  Girls in fairy suits.  A good stand-up comedian like Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Rodney Dangerfield, Bill Hicks, or Sam Kineson.  Live Irish music complete with the booze and dancing.

Dislikes: Cops or anyone else who thinks they're in a position of authority and want to micro-manage your life.  That list also includes liberals, socialists, communists, fascists, and people who think their religion is better than yours.  And nipple rings.  I hate nipple rings.  Lastly, overpopulation.  If there's one thing that will encroach on your Freedom, it's too many God damn people.  Give me some freaking space, will ya?

Greatest Fear: Tipper Gore becoming First Lady

Wildest Dream: May be on the verge of happening, so I don't want to jinx it.



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